Kids Say The Darndest Things

While travelling home on a plane, my DS who is three vomited on decent, he asked who was driving the plane? daddy told him it was the captain. DS looked up with tears trailing down his ghost white face while clutching a sick bag and asked "captain feathersword?"

My Mother looks after the kids two days a week, while we were waiting for grandma to arrive i asked DS who is three what he and grandma would play today, he replyed "grandma wont play with me" I asked him why, he said "she has to have a cup of tea first"